If AOL Were a College.....

The entry test will ask you for your credit card number. . .

The majority of students are 15 year olds who haven't even graduated high school (and are not even attending high school)

The class size limits will be 22 and all the students say is Age/Sex check and yo homey, got that rap song? And shout numerous phrases of no intelligable content.

It's so easy even a fish could graduate.

Aol is the education system. . .

On the test papers to enter, the words are written in size 36 type font so even the really big kids with small brains can read it.

In the cafeteria, students get the fine services of one of the most distiguished restuarants in the business. McDonalds.

Pedophiles would be allowed entry, but under the conditions that they find 5 victims in one year and the victims can not be attending Aol college.

The bulletin board does not contain an eraser, so everyone has to read through the "hot chicks for us" messages on the walls.

The fifty minute wait at the entry lines was extra fast. Good thing you didn't show up at prime time.

The guides monitoring the students went off on their own searching for the fine kiddie porn that circulates the campus halls.

You get kicked out for saying "booby", but feeling someone's up is purrfectly OK.

Swearing is looking upon unkindly, but checking out the four year old boys in the children's pedositting room is perfectly acceptable, until the feds come in that is.

Aol is not a real college, but it provides limited access to education.

On the entry level exam, it asks for your IQ.

What is your IQ?

• a) less than 20
• b) between 20 and 40
• c) between 40 and 60
• d) whatever Forest Gump's was
• e) I don't know what my IQ is
• f) none of the above

A sample from a random math test at this distinguished college
The answer to the question 2 + 2 =

• a) between 2 and 4
• b) how many brain cells you have
• c) 2
• d) could you repeat the question
• e) what's 2 + 2
• f) I give up, could you give me the answer now
• g) none of the above

In an comprehensive English exam the following was spotted at the Aol college Answer the questions as best as possible,
We all know spelling is whon of the most important partz of American education. You never know wen it's going to come in handy. For instance ther could very well be a war one by a county because someone misinterpreted a message sent by an English techer with pour grammer.

What is the moral of the story?

• a) That we should all get along.
• b) Saddam Hussein could've conquered the world if George Bush sent a message declaring hoar instead of war.
• c) That rap music is da' bom, and all other music sux
• d) The weather forcast called for a signifigant increase in misspelled wurds
• e) everything would be better if class president Wurk and class vice-president JM Hunter weren't just class president's and instead were the real thing
• f) What is a moral, that word wasn't in the dicktionary.

In the short paragraph above, which one of the wurds was mispelled?

• a) techer
• b) wen
• c) whon
• d) partz
• e) all of the above
• f) I don't know, the letters are strange looking and too hard to read.

The above paragraph is representative of the following...

• a) The amount of important news you get from visiting the Men for Men lounge in the "Rompus Room"
• b) The thrill of spelling and why is so important to "spell correctly"
• c) The written work of someone who's typical IQ is most often associated with monkeys and gorillas
• d) all of the above
• e) I don't ever write my representative, I'm a fully content person and there is nothing wrong with the wurld.