"Another One Gets a Bisk" by NightHeart

(A parody of Weird Al's "Another One Rides the Bus," which is a parody of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust." :) )   A newbie goes out to get his mail, and guess what greets his eyes. Sittin' in his box was a cheezy disk, lookin' like some kinda prize. It was crappy, the worst 'ware there was, But he thought it was just the best. Got on AOL and loved it like life, but he's missing out on all the rest. CHORUS: Another one gets a bisk. Another one gets a bisk. And another logs on, and another logs on. Another one gets a bisk. Hey! You're gonna get one, too! Another one gets a bisk! He couldn't see the web or send e-mail, and the newsgroups really sucked. He got SPAM by the pound and a stupid TOS, he was always gettin' fucked. He didn't know what he could ever do, He felt his IQ cave. So he lost his soul and then cried for days, cause now he's Stevie Case's slave. Another one gets a bisk. Another one gets a bisk. And another logs on, and another logs on. Another one gets a bisk. Hey! You're gonna get one, too! Another one gets a bisk! Another one gets a bisk! Another one gets a bisk! HEY! HEY! Another one gets a bisk! Another one gets a bisk! Oh nooooooooooooooo... Oooo, shout! He now goes into channels and then the keywords, lookin' for some kiddie porn. Keyboard all sticky, hard drive all filled, the crotch of his pants all worn. He should of got off a couple of months ago, Escaped the lure of AOL. But he got himself trapped in the garbage pit of Stevie Case's public hell. Look out! Another one gets a bisk. Another one gets a bisk. And another logs on, and another logs on. Another one gets a bisk. Hey! You're gonna get one, too! Another one gets a bisk!